For the ex :)

"Not even the light of Heaven and the gravity of Hell could attract me to you again".

If you love something set it free. If it comes back, then you have a stalker.

Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??

I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're full of sh*t.

Someday, you'll find your Prince Charming. Mine just took a wrong turn,got lost,and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

Why do couples set their status to "single" everytime they fight ?
I don't put "orphan" when I get into fight with my parents ~

DEAR MAKERS OF CHERRY MEDICINE,

HAVE YOU EVER TASTED A FCUKING CHERRY?

I'd rather be a b**ch than a h*e. I'd rather tell it like it is than blow every guy I know

Call me a s**t. Call me a wh**e. Call me whatever. I've heard it before. Say that I'm fake. Say that I lie. Say what you want. You won't see me cry, because I know none of it's true, but calling me all this shit, ha, what the hell does that make you?

Shit man, almost went to jail...
that game of monopoly is intense.