The world is less bright
Now we’ve lost Katrina
Since she deleted her insta
Nobody’s seen her

Spread your wings Angel
Our miracle, our Jane
She flushed whilst sat
And got sucked out the plane

Cherished memories
Of Aunt Ida
Poisoned by radiation
From the hadron collider

Reunited at last
Harriet and Holden
She died a young un
He died an old un

Below this sacred stone
Lies my beloved Grant
He bet he could get out of anything
I bet that he can’t

This crypt be the eternal resting place
For all six of the Freys’
Who like so many others were taken
During the momo craze

A loving tribute
To the life of cousin Ella
Who swiped right on Tinder
On the wrong type of fella

A life and soul of the party
Our great uncle Daryl
When trying to get the dregs
Fell and drowned in the barrel

In loving memoriam
Of our dear little Claire
Went to nature to find herself
And instead found a bear

Beneath this stone
Are the remains of Bette
We did call the ambulance
But it’s not here yet