Stop! Put them back!
Step away from the biscuits...
In my tribe,
One of the clans is represented by a grasshopper...
The elephant and seesaw really tried,
Oh why, he said, will you not work for me...
My dreams prick like a needle in the groin.
Phallus! now dangles like the ash on a spent...
The game of golf it must be said.
Should not be played, while your in bed...
They say I’ve got an OCD
But really, folks, I’m just so me...
For the ex :) |
If you love something set it free. If it comes back, then you have a stalker. |
Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers?? |