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  • Ticking Clock

    by DavidPCarroll

    Ticking away on the wall all day
    Marking time both night and day...

  • It's Saint Patrick's day
    And we will celebrate our hero today...

  • Uneasy Supply

    by cassie hughes

    Be fearless he said as I heard the bell ring,
    They can smell it you know and it won’t mean a...

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  • For the ex :)

    "Not even the light of Heaven and the gravity of Hell could attract me to you again".

    by Maher
  • If you love something set it free. If it comes back, then you have a stalker.

  • Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??