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Latest Funny poems

  • Perfuse Mousse

    by Cam M

    I got the mousse for the tooth
    and in order not to be too obtuse...

  • Tiny Tim

    by Cantchangeme

    O’er the garden wall
    Too nimble to fall...

  • Ticking Clock

    by DavidPCarroll

    Ticking away on the wall all day
    Marking time both night and day...

Funny Quotes

  • For the ex :)

    "Not even the light of Heaven and the gravity of Hell could attract me to you again".

    by Maher
  • If you love something set it free. If it comes back, then you have a stalker.

  • Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??