There's monsters in my closet
And underneath my bed...
Bubble gum wants a biscuit dad.
Oh really, why is that...
Glub glub glub
swish swish swish...
In the deepest, bluest river lived a family of...
Where one day the youngest, Valerie, got gave a...
The sun was smiling
and told me to go play...
I saw you walking down the street just the other...
I didn't see your damage from that far away...
I want a puppy
Yes I do...
My parents are making me crazy.
They're driving me utterly mad...
Random is fun
can't you see...
Your teddy bear will meet a terrible end,
But if you're quick he'll be easy to mend...
MARY HAD A LITTLE BOMB
LITTLE BOMB, LITTLE BOMB...
Lock your doors and bolt them tight
The Boogieman is out tonight...