Splatter, plop
Drip, Drop...
How can I bring myself to care,
when everything I want is there...
The three little kittens,
threw out their mittens...
I hear him creeping around downstairs,
this is the perfect time to pounce...
One I had a diary that had turned on me,
It locked itself in my closet and then it changed...
The Toddler just sat,
Chubby and Fat...
Yellow Maggot Custard
Dead Dogs lick...
My name is Martin just so you know
I seem to cause trouble where ever I go...
There once was a lady
Pretty as can be...
A grasshopper went out one day
Out to the Eastern Sea...
The teddy bear blinks
The barbie dolls twitch...
So The Pips Are Ringing Out
And Off To French We Go...