Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Rain (2)

    by Melanie

    Splatter, plop
    Drip, Drop...

  • How can I bring myself to care,
    when everything I want is there...

  • The three little kittens,
    threw out their mittens...

  • Doggie Defender (Nonet)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    I hear him creeping around downstairs,
    this is the perfect time to pounce...

  • My Diary (1)

    by DoodlingDaydreamer

    One I had a diary that had turned on me,
    It locked itself in my closet and then it changed...

  • The Toilet (1)

    by Helen

    The Toddler just sat,
    Chubby and Fat...

  • Mmmmmm!

    by Jezabelle m

    Yellow Maggot Custard
    Dead Dogs lick...

  • My Name is Martin (13)

    by Crystal Rose Blooming

    My name is Martin just so you know
    I seem to cause trouble where ever I go...

  • The Pretty Lady (1)

    by Libbeeeee

    There once was a lady
    Pretty as can be...

  • The Grasshopper

    by Celeste

    A grasshopper went out one day
    Out to the Eastern Sea...

  • A Girl And A Dream..

    by Libbeeeee

    The teddy bear blinks
    The barbie dolls twitch...

  • French Class (1)

    by Ellis

    So The Pips Are Ringing Out
    And Off To French We Go...