Funny Poems For Kids

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  • My Zoo (1)

    by Beautiful Chaos

    I wish I had a purple cow,
    Who said quack instead of moo...

  • Hats

    by UnLoVeDAnGeL

    Hats are big, hats are small
    Hats are sold in the mall hats are worn on your...

  • I wonder why I like Spongebob
    Is it because he is yellow...

  • A boy named Kay

    by Lady Raina

    There once was a boy named Kay
    And he decided to do something wrong one day...

  • Cousin Caterpillar (2)

    by SingleWing

    Mr and Mrs Worm
    Were worming feeling vexed...

  • School

    by Bballchick04

    School is the time to learn
    it can be fun too. even though the teachers are...

  • Orange Peel (1)

    by Romancing the Darker Side

    The peel from an orange
    Being shed from it's skin...

  • A punch to left of me,
    a kick to the right...

  • My sisters gay (2)

    by bethany

    My sisters gay
    she never lets me play...

  • You are so so cool
    you make me drool...

  • Detention (1)

    by candace

    Detention is a prison,
    The desk your cell...

  • Your nan smells like wee
    Said my friend Emily...