Funny Poems For Kids

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  • I was walking down the street
    I felt 100% heat...

  • Slow Learner (4)

    by Poetvoices

    I found a toad in my backyard.
    I got attached and named him Bernard...

  • Bath Time Bubbles (3)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    Bath time bubbles,
    pop, pop, pop...

  • Micheal jackson (2)

    by ♦ ♥ £mmÄ ♥ ♦

    What do Micheal Jackson and k-mart have in...
    they both have boys pants half off...

  • Ice Cream!!!!! (3)

    by Taylar

    Ice cream, oh ice cream, we do love you so.
    ice cream, oh ice cream, do we need you so...

  • The Cat (2)

    by James

    There was once a cat
    He liked to catch a rat...

  • Poor old Meg (1)

    by James

    There was once a guy called Meg
    He liked to drink the occassional keg...

  • Roses r red your...

    by shelaine clarke

    Roses r red
    your dad fat...

  • Bee had to Pee (2)

    by TearsLeftUndried

    There was a bee...
    An itty bitty bee...

  • Brother's (2)

    by pebbles

    Brother's, brother's,oh brother's,
    u give me headache...

  • BoogeyMan (2)

    by mandii

    I saw the boogeyman,
    When I was only three...

  • I ate because I thought it was jello
    Lemon jello, such a friendly yellow...