Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Sweeties in the Bin! (3)

    by X Irrad

    You are so fat, you are not thin
    So chuck those sweeties in the bin...

  • My Boring Day.. (1)

    by X Irrad

    Tell you what I did today..
    Basically in bed I lay...

  • Little Brothers (2)

    by Kaitlyn

    My little brothers quite the rascal
    Who runs around all day...

  • The Worst Student (9)

    by Kaitlyn

    I'm the worst girl in the class
    Who always makes the noise...

  • Chicken (1)

    by Kaylee

    My little 8 year old niece made this up i helped...
    One day i saw a piece of chicken rollin down the...

  • Free to Dream (1)

    by X Irrad

    Since a day in early youth,
    I've avoided every truth...

  • My favorite color (1)

    by X Irrad

    Alas, my favourite colour, Brown,
    Often makes my mother frown...

  • Just A Short Song About A Dog

    by AGirlWorthFightingFor

    Let's play a game
    I'll tease, you chase...

  • Football (1)

    by PureDove

    COACH: Alright men we're at the last quarter
    JOHNSON: Coach! Coach...

  • Grandpa's New Bond (5)

    by Brigitte

    ~ I wrote this for one of those fast poem contests...
    When grandpa was a little lad...

  • Homework (2)

    by shahadah

    Homework, Homework, Homework
    So much in a day...

  • Shinney red ball

    by jon clodfelter

    Shiney new ball in my hands.
    bouncing up in down...