Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Ode To A Toad (2)

    by lindzy

    I had a buddy that was a toad
    But he's lying flat on the road...

  • My friend Adam, has got it going on,
    My friend Adam, has got it going on...

  • Blonde Joke (8)

    by ~lost*and*lonely~

    There was a blonde woman who was doing a jigsaw...
    plz comment.............thanks oh yeah might have...

  • Slow Learner (4)

    by Poetvoices

    I found a toad in my backyard.
    I got attached and named him Bernard...

  • Grandpa's New Bond (5)

    by Brigitte

    ~ I wrote this for one of those fast poem contests...
    When grandpa was a little lad...

  • The Worst Student (9)

    by Kaitlyn

    I'm the worst girl in the class
    Who always makes the noise...

  • Sweeties in the Bin! (3)

    by X Irrad

    You are so fat, you are not thin
    So chuck those sweeties in the bin...

  • Valerie the Trout (4)

    by Kevin McNulty

    In the deepest, bluest river lived a family of...
    Where one day the youngest, Valerie, got gave a...

  • I once had a friend
    Who's name was Red...

  • Existing as a Drop of Water (3)

    by ··¤(`×[¤Ðívïñë Ðî§tørtîøñ¤]×´)¤··

    Existing,
    As a drop of water...

  • Atact of the vegtables (4)

    by brytneyxlove

    Clouted by sprouts,
    And harassed by carrots...

  • Peter Pan (3)

    by Jimmy Jr.

    A small boy don't you see
    With an IQ of 3...