Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Tomatoes (6)

    by Nick

    But why I ask? Why are they so round?
    Where can I find one? Look! On the ground...

  • Cheese (3)

    by Mel

    Cheese before bed,
    you know what they say...

  • My friend Adam, has got it going on,
    My friend Adam, has got it going on...

  • After dinner I always get the same treat,
    A huge bowl of that yummy ice cream...

  • Blonde Joke (8)

    by ~lost*and*lonely~

    There was a blonde woman who was doing a jigsaw...
    plz comment.............thanks oh yeah might have...

  • Slow Learner (4)

    by Poetvoices

    I found a toad in my backyard.
    I got attached and named him Bernard...

  • Bath Time Bubbles (3)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    Bath time bubbles,
    pop, pop, pop...

  • Ice Cream!!!!! (3)

    by Taylar

    Ice cream, oh ice cream, we do love you so.
    ice cream, oh ice cream, do we need you so...

  • Brother's (2)

    by pebbles

    Brother's, brother's,oh brother's,
    u give me headache...

  • I ate because I thought it was jello
    Lemon jello, such a friendly yellow...

  • The Worst Student (9)

    by Kaitlyn

    I'm the worst girl in the class
    Who always makes the noise...

  • Grandpa's New Bond (5)

    by Brigitte

    ~ I wrote this for one of those fast poem contests...
    When grandpa was a little lad...