Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Mickey mouse is in the house
    he's making phone calls...

  • Mary Had Little Bomb (4)

    by DaBabysGurl

    MARY HAD A LITTLE BOMB
    LITTLE BOMB, LITTLE BOMB...

  • Pooing Bird (3)

    by lindzy

    Birdy Birdy,
    In the sky...

  • Why is it, when it's time for bed,
    The queerest thought run through my head...

  • Your teddy bear will meet a terrible end,
    But if you're quick he'll be easy to mend...

  • I farted (5)

    by chelsea

    I farted today yesterday and the day before man...

  • Fishy go swimming (3)

    by Laurel S

    Fishy go swimming
    in the deep blue sea...

  • (My mom used to tell me this when i was little)
    Not last night, but the night before...

  • Roses are White (6)

    by SadnesssMadnesss

    Roses are white
    not always red...

  • Random is fun (4)

    by Rachele

    Random is fun
    can't you see...

  • A Poodle's Life (5)

    by Chuck Aquino

    Once upon a time there was a poodle
    Who dressed funny, and had curls like doodles...

  • Superman (3)

    by Ð맆îñ¥

    I’m clapping my hands
    My hero is here and here he stands...