Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Roses r red
    violets r blue
    some poems ryhem
    but this one dosn't

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  • Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
    Nelson: Bart is pee!
    Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!

    --simpsons

    ---lmao

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  • Dont make me snap my fingers in a ''Z'' formation
    Ex-cla-mation!
    Head Rotation
    Show the Hand
    Pop the Wrist
    OMG U JUST GOT DISSED!!!
    (cute lil kid cheer!)

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  • Being a monkey is one thing, then being human is another

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  • I'm not a complete idiot!
    Some parts are missing

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  • 5 lil monkeys jumpin on the bed
    one fell off and bumped its head
    momma called the docter
    and the docter said
    your kids are DUMB
    they deserve to be dead.

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  • Shut up voices! or ill poke you with a q-tip again!

    by Shauna
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  • My soul becomes ashes, and my corpse is eaten by humanoid dogs.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAve fun and merry christmas kids!

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  • Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

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    Brok3n Insid3

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  • Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

    By Brok3n Insid3

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