Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Gingerbread men:
    A tasty holiday treat
    Or a child's path way to canabilizem
    You decide

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  • They say the truth will set you free...
    Then why is it that every time i tell the truth I'm sent to my room??

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  • Sami is hotttt and she always will be

    by Taylor
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  • Dont get sad or even mad cuz all u really can do is b glad:)

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  • Oh real mature. you just threw a cheese puff at my head. lol

    by emilyy
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  • Make it like a banana and split
    Then make it like a tree and leave! :D

    by Tiffany
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  • If idiots grew on trees this place would be an orchard.

    by Shauna
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  • Im the type of girl that can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but screams at the top of my lungs when the waffles pop out of the toaster.

    by Shauna
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  • "Don`t be mad
    don`t be sad
    don`t be bad....

    its just a silly game we all play
    nobody know how its going to end.

    live your life up,dont be shy
    you wont get discoverd that way"

    -Brittany
    Frasure

    by Joul
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  • Y does goofy wash his hands when he's wearing gloves????

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