Heyyy...not worth suing me...i own nothing but some smelly socks and some unidentified goo under my bed....

You say the Bratz babies aren't slu*s? So your baby wears thongs, too?

The better you do in school...The sooner you get out

What My Parents Don't Know...Won't Hurt Me!

What if this were not a hypothetical question??

Every time I went to a park or into the countryside I would look around and into trees trying to find gnomes. I grew out of that fast, then I started doing acid and it became fun again.

To gnaw,
Or not to gnaw
Thats the questian!

Bean's, bean's the musical fruit.
The more you eat,
The more you toot!

Teacher: are you paying attention
student: yes sir
t: would you like to tell me what i was talking about
s: no sir
t: why not
s: well if you dont know what you are talking about you arent a very good teacher.

Nothing's better than playing hide and seek with blind kids.