Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Birdie Birdie
    In The Sky
    Why’d You Do That In My Eye
    Tastes Like Sugar Tastes Like Sap
    Oh My God It’s Birdie Crap

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  • I'm not retarded........I'm just possessed by a retarded ghost!!!

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  • Of all the things that I have lost.........I miss my mind the most

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  • When you are caught driving illegally,,,the best excuse is,
    "Sir i know i am wrong but my best friend is in the hospital right now!"
    When they check
    "Thank God! Maybe he is back home safe now,,,"!

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  • Okey dokey! and honkey dorey

    by David
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  • I Hate You
    You Hate Me
    Lets Get Together And Kill Barney
    With A Shotgun Blast
    We All Hit The Floor
    No More Purple Dinosaur

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  • Coocu in the brain

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  • I was gifted but the psychiatrist took my powers away.

    by Shauna
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  • DRAMA words cant descripe so stay out while you can.

    by lafanda
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  • Teacher stands in front of classroom writing on board
    Student: Umm miss, i can`t see
    Teacher: Well then sweety, open your eyes

    by Untamed
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