Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Hail Cabin full of grace...
    My stomach is with thee,
    Blessed are you among syrups...
    -homer-

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  • Top ten reasons i procrastinate
    1.

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  • Youtube myspace and i'll google your yahoo

    by Amber
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  • Guy Says: In year 7, you said I was invisible.
    Girl pats guy on shoulder and says: If it makes you feel any better, I can see you now.

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  • When a unicorn eats to many lolly pops and butterflys, he bracks the rainbow.

  • There was a lion and a giraffe in the jungle to come have tea but there was one animal missing! Come to find out it is the monkey who is reading this!

    by allison
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  • Hard work never killed anybody....but why take the chance?

    by Shauna
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  • *~*everybody needs to believe in something...... i believe i need to have another beer....*~*

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  • Are you saying...that you're not going to let a dead fish outsmart you? cuz if it beats you... you're just sad

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  • Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck,
    llama llama cheesecake llama, tablet brick potato
    llama, llama llama mushroom llama, llama llama duck!

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