My love for you is like the white tensity of 1000 burnt out light bulbs.

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom, are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

Will skate for food.

Here's a llama, there's a llama' an itty-bitty llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama, ........ DUCK!!!!

Kleenex makes a great hat. =)

Go role in the dirt

lolzzzzzzzzz

I waited for the bus for one hour, three buses came and go, one was full, second did not go pass where i want to go, and the third one, well i missed it as i started walking....crap whats wrong with buses and me?

Caca from a dog-

whatcha doing
eating chocoloate
where'd you get it
dogy droped it
where's it at
by the door
whats it doing
making more
(heard it from my little sis)

Suzie socket slipped on a locket
kitty kitchel killed the dog,
mitchie mitchel might have done it,
but brandon doesnt think so.

is funny and i made it up!

Is it me or people keep looking at me, and in a 'you did something wrong way', well i did something wrong but how could they possibly know...-guilty-!