Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • PEOPLE TRY TO TAKE CARE OF ME
    BECUASE I AM SO SMALL YOU SEE
    BUT I WONT ALWAYS BE A PUP
    BOY, I CANT WAIT TILL I GROW UP

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  • LETS TAKE A WALK AROUND THE PARK
    I PROMISE THAT I WILL NOT BARK
    THE THING I REALLY WANT TODO IS SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU!

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  • I thought i said how are you in chinese to the old lady in the food store, accidentally i said wo ai ni, which
    means i love you.....hahaha everyone was shocked!

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  • Girs should sue disney, cause they made us think there is prince charmings.....

    by Fiona
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  • In the interest of randomness, are you willing to quack like a bunny, moo like a kangeroo, and jump around like a snake running from a zebra?

    by Dana
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  • What you call dog with no legs?
    Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

    by candace
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  • Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

    by candace
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  • The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails and not their tongues

    by candace
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  • Dont set yourself on fire it kinda hurts

    by ashtyn
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  • Wanda: He thinks everything is funny. Watch.
    [turns to Cosmo]
    Wanda: Pudding.
    Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.

    (From Fairly OddParents)

    by Linden
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