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"I was wondering why Freezbes got bigger as they got closer... Then it hit me" |
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~Your just Jealious becasue the voices only talk to me!~ |
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HOLY SHIT MAN YOUR BRAIN'S A GOLDFISH CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THAT SHIT??? You should probably get medication for that. I mean, brains only like to be all scaly and golden-glittery for so long... |
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Hey baby did you |
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Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay. |
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Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. |
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Love... |
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I am only a teacher so I can read about pirates all day long. |
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Fuzzy Wuzzy waz a bear...Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...Fuzzy Wuzzy wazn't fuzzy wuzzy (waz he) |
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Canned Bread: Greatest Thing Since Sliced! |