Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat

"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."

The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent

I rock,
Guitar hero told me so xD

Have you ever noticed that STUDYING is STUDENT and DYING put together? :]]

My best life experience was when i was in my mother's womb. There i could tell her what to eat, drink and wear.

It takes a thief to catch a thief. Please don't ask me how i know this!

Life would suck as a toilet!