Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • No matter how good are you at something... There's always an Asian kid did it better than you.

    by PorcelainMoon
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  • Teens, you should not be getting drunk. You're annoying enough as it is.

    by Licentia
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  • I gotta drop a chocolate log.

    by Chad B
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  • A penny saved... usually wears a hole in my pockets if I don't put it in a piggy bank

    by Michael D Nalley
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  • Friend: i would have slapped her in the face if she didnt have chips
    me: that b***h needed a good slap in tha face and her food stolen anyways

    by poisoned tears
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  • Waking up:cant i have 5 more minutes
    bus:why the fn hell is it late
    get to school:where r my friends
    class time:is the teacher here today
    end of day:YAY!!! INTERNET
    last day of term:yay now i can actually sleep
    first day:damn it not again

    by poisoned tears
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  • Why listen to cereal when you can crack your knuckles and it sounds like snap, crackle, and pop!

    by Keegan Wheeler
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  • I'm too hard headed to be eaten by zombies.
    -Tessa Hazzard

    by Tessa Hazzard
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  • There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus

    by Anonymous
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    by Sunshyne
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