A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey

Kids have jokes Kids have smiles Kids have points adults never look at unless that Kid is a adult

Vollyball
"if your not dieing your not trying!"
"no pain, no gain!"

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Darn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this; but not my charizard.

I have a sexy, hot neighbour sleeping whos room can be seen from mine,
Only i should warn you, its a guy and change the sexy to fatty and hot to snoring

+ Never knock on heavens door, instead ring the bell and run. (he hates that)

TEACHER: Explain Newton's First Law of Motion in your own words.
CALVIN: Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz.
-Bill Watterson

Black was the new Pink

Now Brown and Green are the new Black!

My friend Hayden said this to a guy in the hallway that lykes his gf:

guy-shabalaba ding dong

hayden- sucka on my wing wong

LOL

If anyone ever ask us to apologize for every of our mistake....
Dude...when would it ever end...