Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

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  • Normal people worry me

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  • I just realized, I dont care

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  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    God made me pretty,
    What the hell happened to you.

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  • You said my room needed to be cleaned. You never said I had to clean it.

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  • Ms Muffet Who Sat On A Tuffet Eating Her Curds And Whey, There Was Spider That Sat Down Beside Her And He Said..."What's In the Bowl B*itch?"

    by Nikki
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  • Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

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  • Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

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  • Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

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  • Mary had a little lamb,
    But she sold it... Remember!

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