Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • I am one stinking ray of sunshine, aren't I??

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  • Birdie Birdie in the sky. whyd you do that in my eye? looks like sugar tastes like sap. OMG ITS BIRDIE CRAP!

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  • Are you making your bed?
    Checking it twice?
    Making sure there are no fleas or lice?

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  • You are what you eat
    How does stupid
    Taste anyway?

    by Kei
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  • Your anger
    makes
    me HAPPY.

    by Kei
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  • I'm happy don't wreck it
    by talking.

    by Kei
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  • Let's not bore each other.
    you start.

    by Kei
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  • but I'm only mean to
    people who tell me
    to be nice.

    by Kei
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  • me pretending to listen
    should be enough for you.

    by Kei
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  • I'm cute. Let's put me
    in charge.

    by Kei
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