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It's not my fault |
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Parents...dont hit your kids...no seriously...they have guns now |
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Grinch is the new santa |
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I got on the wrong school bus and didnt realize i did till 2 hours later then irealized i was in appalachian stead of owego my bad ....... |
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In Every Single Tunnel Theres A Light At The End, Just Pray Its Not A Train |
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I entered a wrong car, and actually sat there for a minute before realizing that i was in the wrong car... |
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I had a wet dream about you last night... |
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Boys should tell their trousers dat it 's rude to point |
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A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN! |
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Sticks n stones may break my bones |