Please put all questions in
the form of a compliment.

I took my phone to charge,
Connect it to the charger,
Waited for few hours,
I forgot to switch on the charger....

Girls are like phones.
They love to be held and talked to.
But if you press the wrong buttons,
You will be disconnected.

HOLY SHIT MAN YOUR BRAIN'S A GOLDFISH CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THAT SHIT??? You should probably get medication for that. I mean, brains only like to be all scaly and golden-glittery for so long...
-Kristie

Hey baby did you
Just break wind cause
You're blowing me away. =]

Wife's definition of retirement: Twice as much husband on half as much pay.

Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Love...
Kiss...
Embrace...
and...
clean their diapers your kid stinks!

I am only a teacher so I can read about pirates all day long.
-Ashleigh

Fuzzy Wuzzy waz a bear...Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...Fuzzy Wuzzy wazn't fuzzy wuzzy (waz he)