Canned Bread: Greatest Thing Since Sliced!

- Squidward

~Your just Jealious becasue the voices only talk to me!~

"I was wondering why Freezbes got bigger as they got closer... Then it hit me"

Subsitute: is amelia here?
amelia: actually its pronounced queen elizabeth

If germans speak german to a german shepard..do black people speak ebonics to a black lab???

Peter: what are all these parallelograms doing here?
joe: you mean paraplegic??
--FAMILY GUY

If an eaglet is a small eagel then...
Is a chicklet a small chicken,
Is a small toy a toylet (toilet)?

These are all jokelets...

lol

-Caroline Rhea on Hollywood Squares

"Shut up and let me relax."

I couldn't bite back a snort." If you were anymore relaxed you'd be comatose."

The most dangerous thing in the world?

Boredom--

Who can honestly say they haven't come up with some pretty creative ideas on how to take over the world, just because they were bored? I mean, building flower robots that hypnotise people.

Anime is aweosme!!