Summarizing my biggest hardship in one word?

Kittens.

The furry little monsters that sleep under your bed at night. Or try to suffocate you in your sleep (by sitting on your face).

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat

"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."

He he ha ha he ha

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a forest?

no?
seems he's hiding well

Pls read

ku ka ki ku ku
ka ku ki ka ku
ki ka ku ka ki
ka ki ku ka ki
ku ku ka ku ka
ki ka ka ku ka

congratulations!
you have succesfully learned the monkey language, come and claim your banana.....

(MOM TRYING TO TEACH CHILD MATH): You're holding thirty dollars. Can you take thirty dollars out of that?
(CHILD): No.
(MOM): Yes you can.
(CHILD): No I cant.
(MOM): Why not?
(CHILD): Cuz then i wont have any left!

Hotpockets are from hell.

Not mine...Something my science teacher said to me though.

Inside the biggest, harriest man, theres a little boy asking, "What do I do now?"

---From the Novel, I Never Promised You a Rose Garden

My son refers to farts as "food ghosts".