A feather duck went ove to a rubber duck:What happened to you?

The rubber duck said without moving: I had plastic surgery!

Its shiny. by video game rules, it must be important.

What happens when a nail is in a bar??

he gets "hammered" bahahaha.

The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent

I rock,
Guitar hero told me so xD

Have you ever noticed that STUDYING is STUDENT and DYING put together? :]]

My best life experience was when i was in my mother's womb. There i could tell her what to eat, drink and wear.

It takes a thief to catch a thief. Please don't ask me how i know this!