My teeth are yellow because i just had the yellow part of a boiled egg, not cause i'm lazy to brush my teeth!

(i tried this excuse, did not work)

LETS TAKE A WALK AROUND THE PARK
I PROMISE THAT I WILL NOT BARK
THE THING I REALLY WANT TODO IS SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU!

When you are caught driving illegally,,,the best excuse is,
"Sir i know i am wrong but my best friend is in the hospital right now!"
When they check
"Thank God! Maybe he is back home safe now,,,"!

Okey dokey! and honkey dorey

I Hate You
You Hate Me
Lets Get Together And Kill Barney
With A Shotgun Blast
We All Hit The Floor
No More Purple Dinosaur

Coocu in the brain

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took my powers away.

DRAMA words cant descripe so stay out while you can.

Teacher stands in front of classroom writing on board
Student: Umm miss, i can`t see
Teacher: Well then sweety, open your eyes

Hail Cabin full of grace...
My stomach is with thee,
Blessed are you among syrups...
-homer-