Will skate for food.

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom, are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

Guy Says: In year 7, you said I was invisible.
Girl pats guy on shoulder and says: If it makes you feel any better, I can see you now.

When a unicorn eats to many lolly pops and butterflys, he bracks the rainbow.

There was a lion and a giraffe in the jungle to come have tea but there was one animal missing! Come to find out it is the monkey who is reading this!

Hard work never killed anybody....but why take the chance?

*~*everybody needs to believe in something...... i believe i need to have another beer....*~*

Are you saying...that you're not going to let a dead fish outsmart you? cuz if it beats you... you're just sad

Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck,
llama llama cheesecake llama, tablet brick potato
llama, llama llama mushroom llama, llama llama duck!

My love for you is like the white tensity of 1000 burnt out light bulbs.