Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Cinder and Belle
    Went to hell
    To fetch a pail of lava!!!!

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  • If ur little brother wont shut up for gum smack it in his mouth and throw him out of the room

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  • Well, I can't say I didn't see that coming, and yet, I did nothing to stop it. Why do I fear success?
    - Dale, King of the Hill

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  • Gemini's aren't the only ones who are two faced.

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  • Flaming flying toilets eat chocolate num nums and drink lemonade

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  • There is no I in TEAM....but theres an M and an E

    by Allissa
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  • Food is good.
    Food is my friend.
    It is here for me,
    Until the very end.

    *I sing this with a tune, give it a try it makes you happy tehe.

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  • Saw It....
    Wanted It....
    Had a Fit....
    Got It....

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  • I had a joke, but i forgot it

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  • They say a dream is a wish your heart makes right? Well wow my heart wishes for some insane things...

    *Once I had a dream that Barney was chasing me... He wanted a hug. I woke up terrified!! :)

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