I C U R A Q T (read out the letters) hehe

When you make a smile, do you mean your happy or is it picture time?

When a child falls down they just get up. But when an adult falls down they curse about it and tell everyone before they get up.

Fireflies are nice and all...but why on earth do their magical butts glow?

"Keep talking about me, your making me famous!"

Friends will help you up when you fall...

but true friends will push you back down and laugh...=)

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom, are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

**School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, but nobodies perfect, so why bother practice?**

"I was wondering why Freezbes got bigger as they got closer... Then it hit me"

{ sing to the ABC's }
abcdefg, gummy bears are after me, one is red, one is blue, the yellow one just stole my shoe, when i catch him i will sue, then i will get back to you!