Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Let's get one thing straight. I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway. And that should be enough for you.=P

    by Lozzy
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  • "i have to take a major yes"
    as the french say it!...(weewee)

    by stacee
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  • Girls rule boys r a fool

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  • Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.

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  • *Please Note one of my old teachers would say this!*

    By: Mr.Duhon

    ~*Noise Annoys!*~

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  • Nothing's better than playing hide and seek with blind kids.

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  • Life is sometimes like a doughnut, Its like a circle and here and there we get a few sprinkles.

    by IzL
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  • Good girls are really bad girls that dont get caught.

    by yup
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  • Girl: My duck can do something special

    Teacher: What?

    Girl: My duck can lay an egg

    Teacher: Oh that's not special

    Girl: Can YOU lay an egg

    Teacher *confused look on face*

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  • Birdie Birdie in the sky. whyd you do that in my eye? looks like sugar tastes like sap. OMG ITS BIRDIE CRAP!

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