I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

FAT KIDS ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP!!

Summarizing my biggest hardship in one word?

Kittens.

The furry little monsters that sleep under your bed at night. Or try to suffocate you in your sleep (by sitting on your face).

Teacher: class our lesson for today is math!

what is Math?

Peter: Ma'am!

teacher: okay! Peter

Peter: Math is our lesson for today!

:D :D :D :D

You say the Bratz babies aren't slu*s? So your baby wears thongs, too?

Sum ppl r just like slinkies, theyre rlly good 4 nothing..
but they still bring a smile to ur face
when u push them down a flight of stairs

Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

Gingerbread men:
A tasty holiday treat
Or a child's path way to canabilizem
You decide

Last night I was looking up at the stars and I thought to myself.. where the hell is my ceiling?!

LOL i love this one!!

Fruit loops are just gay cherios