Hold my hand forever and i wont let go...unless my pants are falling

**its stupid but whatever, it happened to me and i was laughing**

You go girl.
and don't come back.

BOYS ! act your age not your SHOE SiZE !

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...

Elmo watches you when you [sleep].

I Don't care what you think bout me
cuz it cant be half as bad as what I think of you

Feed the models.

The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.

Befor you judge someone walk a mile in there shoes so that you are a mile away and have there shoes!

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools...