I just realized that the word "short" is longer than the word "long". HAHA!

Crying wont get you anywhere but screaming might.

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...

Danny: i know im dyslexic but....microsoft word htaes me

Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow...

I Hate You
You Hate Me
Lets Get Together And Kill Barney
With A Shotgun Blast
We All Hit The Floor
No More Purple Dinosaur

Okey dokey! and honkey dorey

I swear to drunk I'm not God

If life gives you lemons, give them to another person!

Stop being selfish, lets talk about me!!!