Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Im not hyper
    im just inspired
    by bordom!!!!!!!

    by rachael
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  • Teacher: are you paying attention
    student: yes sir
    t: would you like to tell me what i was talking about
    s: no sir
    t: why not
    s: well if you dont know what you are talking about you arent a very good teacher.

    by Shauna
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  • Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    a face like your es belong in a zoo.

    don't be sad ill be their too,
    not in a cage but laughing at you.

    ha ha.

    by LALA
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  • Cry me a river, build me a bridge..and get the F**k over it

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  • When i was a kid i didnt wanna be a princess...i wanted to be a doctor so i could tell people they have diseases and put sticks down their throat

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  • I See Said The Blind Man
    As He Picked Up His Hammer
    And Saw

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  • Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame

    by Katie
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  • Mental anxiety,
    Mental breakdowns,
    Menstrual cramps,
    Menopause...
    Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

    by Katie
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  • "Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional"

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  • When people ask me my race i say human
    -Liz aka The Poet

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