Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...

    by Katie
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  • Dnt you hate wen people say its always the last place you look? for gods sake thats obvious who keeps looking after they have found wat there looking for? are there people who do this? who and where are they? i'll kick there asses!

    by kida
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  • A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey

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  • What My Parents Don't Know...Won't Hurt Me!

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  • Talk to the hand cause the face don't give a damn,
    Talk to the wrist cause the hands pissed

    *So 10 years ago I kno...But I still find it funny to this day*

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  • 80% of the final exam will be based on the lecture you missed, or the book you didn’t read.

    by crystal
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  • Always eat you're greens, including carrots

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  • Peter: what are all these parallelograms doing here?
    joe: you mean paraplegic??
    --FAMILY GUY

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  • What r u doin'? eatin' chocolate! where ja get it? the cow dropped it!!!! LOL

    by Olivia
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  • In Every Single Tunnel Theres A Light At The End, Just Pray Its Not A Train

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