Im not mean ur just a sissy

Youtube myspace and i'll google your yahoo

Wanda: He thinks everything is funny. Watch.
[turns to Cosmo]
Wanda: Pudding.
Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.

(From Fairly OddParents)

Father:
Who was that on the phone?
Mother:
Some F**kin idiot
Kid:
Mommy, that doesnt narrow it down

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: "I'll be there!"

If Superman was so smart,
Then why does he wear his underpants over his pants?

Love is like a new diaper
for a while it feels good and fresh
but eventually it really stinks!!!!

love JMB2

If all else fails, blame your parents. Well, it's their fault for having you isn't it?

Please honk if youre about to run me over.

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a mail-order catalogue