The Good News Is I've Found A Nickel....and Named it Phillip...
The Bad News Is..........
"IT'S A GIRL..."

I didnt write this but its like my favorite joke ever..

THiS iS WHAT STUPiD STANDS FOR

SMART
TALENTEd
UNiqUE
PERSON
iN
DEMANd

[ H o m e w o r k ]
They say that it's there to help us learn.
But I say it's the teacher's revenge
for being trapped in that room for an hour with us

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

People who don't know me think I'm quiet; people that do know me wish I was.

I dont care how cool or nerdy you are, whenever you had an etch-a-sketch and shook it up to clean it up you looked like an idiot while shaking it

Why are guys pants half way down their butt even though they have a belt on?

I wont say ghosts dont exist cos I want them to believe our existence too.

Row row row your boat
gently down the stream
push your friend right over the edge
and listen to them scream:)

.....muhahaha.........;)

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."