The tooth fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money

If Barbies soooooo popular then why do u have to buy her friends??

Some people are like slinkeys
good for nothing
but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

Im one of those people who laughs 3 times at a joke...
1. when its told..
2. once explained..
3. 5 minutes later once i actually get it

heard it from a friend! I love it!

He believed that if muffins took over the world he could get out of his history preject. He believed it so much that he actually went home and baked them. Then threw them at the teacher screaming about world domination..

Whatsa difference between a grocery bag and michael jackson?

One is plastic and unsafe for children and the other one holds your groceries.

They say the truth will set you free...
Then why is it that every time i tell the truth I'm sent to my room??

When life hands your lemons, paint them your favorite color, and throw them at random people.

I know thats what I did when no one would buy lemonade from my lemonade stand. Good times...good times..

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

*Michelle*

Teenagers express a burning desire to be different by dressin exactly alike