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You're not fat. You're hot. I only said you were fat so you would give me your pizza --Eric, Boy Meets World |
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PROUD RIDER OF A SHORT BUS. |
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Im the type of girl that can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but screams at the top of my lungs when the waffles pop out of the toaster. |
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Now that I think about it... Who DID marry the Muffin Man?! |
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If we're not supposed to take candy from stranger, then wuts halloween all about? |
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Sure, we act like immature idiots sometimes |
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When u get hurt, and someone holds up 3 fingers and asks "how many fingers am i holding up" u just want to say "im hurt not stupid" |
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If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room? |
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It all started when he hit me back. |
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Growing old is mandatory |