Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

My PoKemOn Bringz
All The Boiz To The Yard
N Dey Lyk Its Betta Den Urz
DaYuM Rii
It's Betta den urz
I can Beat Chu
Cuz I Have CharAzArD!!!

GOD MADE MUD GOD MADE DIRT GOD MADE GUYZ SO GIRLZ CAN FLIRT!!!!!!!

I rock,
Guitar hero told me so xD

Q.WHAT DID CAKE SAY TO KNIFE?????
A. YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME????
LOL

Have you ever noticed that STUDYING is STUDENT and DYING put together? :]]

The monkey stole a frying pan,
The monkey stole a door.
The door was off the lion's cage.
The monkey stole no more...

I am no one. No one is perfect. Therefore I am perfect. (lol)

.the voice told me.
.'smile and be happy for it might get worse'.
.and i smiled.
.and i was happy.
.and it did get worse.

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...