Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • It better to let someone think your an idiot than to open your mouth and PROVE IT :)

    MissInvisible

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  • Boys were created first, because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

    by Brenda
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  • God made men first cuz u alwayz need a rough draft before the the masterpiece

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  • If I throw a stick, Will you leave??

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  • Minnie told mickey she wanted a divorce. mickey said your freaking crazy. minnie said no i'm freaking goofy.

    (if you get it comment)

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  • Your momma so stupid she thought Cheerios were doughnut seeds

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  • I'm a tough girl, I can tie my own shoes and everything.

    by Alissa
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  • This read to tryin for you at laugh n back sit I where point the is this (Now read it backwords)

    by Heather
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  • Girls are like phones.
    They love to be held and talked to.
    But if you press the wrong buttons,
    You will be disconnected.

    by Kristen
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  • "you might think I'm crazy keeping my head in the clouds but how would you know what's real and what's not if you keep your feet on the ground?"©Nouna(i did not write)

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