It better to let someone think your an idiot than to open your mouth and PROVE IT :) |
Boys were created first, because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece! |
God made men first cuz u alwayz need a rough draft before the the masterpiece |
If I throw a stick, Will you leave?? |
Minnie told mickey she wanted a divorce. mickey said your freaking crazy. minnie said no i'm freaking goofy. |
Your momma so stupid she thought Cheerios were doughnut seeds |
I'm a tough girl, I can tie my own shoes and everything. |
This read to tryin for you at laugh n back sit I where point the is this (Now read it backwords) |
Girls are like phones. |
"you might think I'm crazy keeping my head in the clouds but how would you know what's real and what's not if you keep your feet on the ground?"©Nouna(i did not write) |