she had the symptoms:
streaming eyes, itching, sneezing...
I couldn't sleep all night
I thought you oughta know...
They lay me down
on the polyester seat...
You wake up face down on the pavement
You call suicide prevention and the put you on...
He pulled up next to me revving his engine,
In his sports car he wanted to get my attention...
Tim and I were standing on a mountain looking at...
" far across beyond the land there was place...
My TP....
your so damn soft...
People think that writing these poems makes me try
Over and over again to make everybody sigh...
Another Lottery ticket
Paycheck cashed and I'm heading home...
This morning I walked outside, there was poo on a...
I poked at it with a stick...
There once was a girl called hazel,
She was born in a cradle...
Oh toaster, how you do shine
You give me toast all of the time...