Funny Poems About Life

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  • This morning (6)

    by Pavlo Paey

    This morning I walked outside, there was poo on a...
    I poked at it with a stick...

  • There once was (6)

    by XfromwithinX

    There once was a girl called hazel,
    She was born in a cradle...

  • Ode to a Toaster (6)

    by omgitsmina

    Oh toaster, how you do shine
    You give me toast all of the time...

  • My Job (6)

    by Tracy D Rollings

    I woke up this morning, wasn't feeling any pain
    hoping for the sunshine, but ended up with rain...

  • Is it reasonable for parents to be so pathetic...

  • Cigars (6)

    by Veamm

    Cigars
    Fine sticks touch my lips...

  • Sue's List. (6)

    by Just Keara

    There once was a girl, her name was Sue,
    And she had nothing at all to do...

  • Crayola 96 (6)

    by kristen

    Crayola 96
    Today I went to school...

  • The bride's a skank,
    The groom's a punk...

  • Every month womens have pain
    and without chocolate we go insane...

  • Beware the Animal Kingdom (6) 1

    by Anna Stephens

    I sincerely wish the noble crows
    had kept their feet to themselves...

  • Phase Four--Fade Out (6)

    by Anna Stephens

    I stalk the aisles for a magic potion
    A mask, a cream, a wonder lotion...