This morning I walked outside, there was poo on a...
I poked at it with a stick...
There once was a girl called hazel,
She was born in a cradle...
Oh toaster, how you do shine
You give me toast all of the time...
I woke up this morning, wasn't feeling any pain
hoping for the sunshine, but ended up with rain...
Is it reasonable for parents to be so pathetic...
Cigars
Fine sticks touch my lips...
There once was a girl, her name was Sue,
And she had nothing at all to do...
Crayola 96
Today I went to school...
The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk...
Every month womens have pain
and without chocolate we go insane...
I sincerely wish the noble crows
had kept their feet to themselves...
I stalk the aisles for a magic potion
A mask, a cream, a wonder lotion...