Baked Beans (5)

by Dreama

~FOUND IT ON A SITE, THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY~
There was a lady that LOVED baked beans. That was...

Room on the 2nd Floor (5)

by M J U

There ain't no elevator
so you'll have to use the stairs...

No make-up :-o (5)

by Mel

If there was no make-up
It would not be fair...

A Tale of Two Yeast (5)

by Sean Allen

It started out
as the best of times...

Brunettes Rule (5)

by Briana

Yes it is true Brunettes do Rule
Blondes are over-rated and such fools...

Ten Minutes (5)

by Matthew A.

Ten,
I should have wrote this poem in pen...

Silly Suckers! (5)

by *Melanie*

Yellow, orange, purple, and green
I sure do love my suckers, yes sir indeed...

Ten green bottles (5)

by LittleMissImperfect

(this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
There were ten green bottles...

Mathicide (5)

by Clonjey

...can't take it
I hate you math addicts...

Sterotypes (5)

by Sandy

You think that i am mexican,
latina or hispanic...

The Teacher I Don't Like (5)

by KT

There was a man named Mr. Miller
he didn't look like a thriller...

Old, Tired, and Ready (5)

by Daenerys Stormborn

My heart is hard and cold as stone
I am overdone and overgrown...