Funny Poems About Life

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  • A Tale of Two Yeast (5)

    by Sean Allen

    It started out
    as the best of times...

  • Brunettes Rule (5)

    by Briana

    Yes it is true Brunettes do Rule
    Blondes are over-rated and such fools...

  • Ten Minutes (5)

    by Matthew A.

    Ten,
    I should have wrote this poem in pen...

  • Silly Suckers! (5)

    by *Melanie*

    Yellow, orange, purple, and green
    I sure do love my suckers, yes sir indeed...

  • Ten green bottles (5)

    by LittleMissImperfect

    (this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
    There were ten green bottles...

  • Mathicide (5)

    by Clonjey

    ...can't take it
    I hate you math addicts...

  • Sterotypes (5)

    by Sandy

    You think that i am mexican,
    latina or hispanic...

  • There was a man named Mr. Miller
    he didn't look like a thriller...

  • Old, Tired, and Ready (5)

    by Daenerys Stormborn

    My heart is hard and cold as stone
    I am overdone and overgrown...

  • Parental abuse (5)

    by diary

    My parents are abusive.
    they don't hit me, leaving invisible bruises...

  • 1. We like to take risks
    2. We love to dribble up the middle too...

  • Dedicated to my best friend, Birney.
    Hit the deck...