Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
Why oh why, do you mock me...
Go! i run naked into the street
my little white butt the people meet...
Turning thirty is a milestone
The one that inside we all dread...
Every time I talk to girls they say that they love...
even small girls say they can eat alot...
I’m going to give you a list of advice
Advice that I did not receive...
Image exposed.
History disclosed...
Peddling my pedestal of potty poetry
I feel flamboyant, and carefree...
8 a.m. and it's the usual
Yawn, stretch, brush my teeth...
This is my ode to roadkill
Here's to the stench, the disgust...
Its funny how hello is always accompanied with...
Its funny how remembering good memories can make...
Hey little Birdie listen close
This news I must tell...
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Cheese, I thought...