Funny Poems About Life

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  • True Poet (10)

    by neo

    A TRUE POET
    is suicidal/homicidal/depressed/pissed off...

  • Can't dance (10)

    by keithnwv

    To make a long day pass on by
    music is what i need...

  • Too Big For Your Boots? (10) 1

    by Mr. Darcy

    Wetness squelches
    between my toes...

  • Chaos Kids (10) 1

    by A Poets Handwriting aka ALISHA

    Kids running amok, amok:
    screaming, yelling, calling my name...

  • I Love My Ugly Feet! (10) 4

    by CRAFTY KEN

    I LOVE MY UGLY FEET
    They help me hit the floor in the early morning...

  • I'm Out Of Shape! (10) 6

    by CRAFTY KEN

    I’M OUT OF SHAPE!
    I’m really out of shape as I reach for another...

  • The Cold (10) 3

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    Oh my word I'm snotty
    It feels like winter now...

  • Back to bed (10) 5

    by Walter

    Waking up late this morning
    The alarm clock didn't ring...

  • Necessitea (10) 5

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    Darjeeling, green or builders
    In a teacup or a mug...

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    Cigarette (gravity defying) ash grrrrrew...

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    Teetering, a leg...

  • There is Time II (9)

    by Nookie

    I could sit around for all of time
    Making nothing but rhyme after rhyme...